name that quote

The other day, an elementary school teacher decided to play an updated version of "Name That Tune," only instead of recognizing a song, the third-graders had to recognize a quote. If they did, they were allowed to go out early for recess.

First the teacher said, "Four score and seven years ago."

Some little girl shoots up her hand and says, "Abraham Lincoln."

That's right, the teacher said, and the little girl went running out of the classroom.

"I have a dream," the teacher said.

Before she even had the last word out, another little girl shot up her arm and said, "Martin Luther King Jr."

As the teacher turned back to the blackboard to look at the next quote, one of the little boys turned to his friend and said, "Why don't these damn chicks just keep their mouths shut?"

The teacher spun around and said, "Who said that?"

"Tiger Woods!" the little boy shouted, as he bounded out of the room.